Monday, March 31, 2008

Official Launching~!

Testing.. 1.. 2.. 3.. test.. test.. test...


First of all, I would like to welcome everyone to this Leisure Lounge I've made in the center of nowhere. I have noticed the need for a Leisure Lounge as people these days are getting more and more ill from the illness termed SIAN. Yes, SIAN is the sister of AIDS, and is widespread nowadays. There is no continent in this world free from this illness. In fact, this mental counterpart of AIDS is believed to be more contagious than AIDS. No sexual intercourse needed, no syringe needed, no exposed blood needed, just free time.

Thus, to battle this epidemic, a Leisure Lounge has been created to kill off the major cause, free time. There is a saying, prevention is better than cure, and we do believe that in this treatment center. However, this center is not as big as a colosseum, and we can only house 10 patients at a time. So, in order for us to help you, we need you to help us to help you by donating to us. We will then be able to house more patients, and make this world a much better place.

Without further delaying this ceremony, I now announce that this Leisure Lounge is officiated! (presses a button which activates the opening of the main door)

PS: For those wondering what a colosseum is.. i present to you, one of the ancient wonders of the world~!

(taken from wikipedia)