Blossoming Flower~!

I'm not gonna say anything about how flowers blossom, nor am I gonna post any pictures of blossoming flowers... I'm here to say.. I am suffering a diarrhoea.. and there's flowers blossoming from my bottom... (hakka translation.. si fut hoi fa~!)

And when you try to water this plant, it feels extremely painful..

Thus, I have a question, if the soil had feelings, when you water a dry soil.. will it feel pain too??

PS : End of this disgusting and appetite losing post..