Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Which hairstyle?

There's this theory around in the world where humans evolved from apes. But I do believe, if evolution is a correct theory, that humans do evolve from apes, then I have a theory of my own. I believe that if evolution does exist, humans will evolve into apes, and not apes into humans.

Why?

Look around you. People have evolved from walking to sitting on a car. Getting lazier to use their legs. Sooner or later, their legs will have no energy and humans will be swinging from tree to tree.

Look around you. People have evolved from using their brains to lazy procrastinating people. They tend not to use their brain and just does what everyone around him/her does. Apes, are always doing that.


Look around you. People have evolved from talking to sending sms, and from stopping to talk when meeting someone they know, to just a simple hi and bye. The lesser we use our verbal ability, the lesser we are fluent at a language. Next time, I foresee that humans will forget the language they've learnt, and just makes noise like apes.


Look around you. People, in particular, guys, have evolved from short smart hair to long messy hair. Apes, don't need to manage their hair. This point might be the most arguable compared to the rest. But, I will always provide you with evidence.


Before


After



PS: I'm just wondering which hairstyle I should have, short or long as I seriously have no idea. Haha, hope this post did not offend anyone. Chill my friend, chill.

5 Donations to the Lounge:

Titus said...

Keep the long hair, you look more.... "evolutionised"

timlim12 said...

*speechless*

if u type lik dat..i expect to see u walkin to church more often la then..no matrix..haha..

or in short, i wil save money to buy bananas for u..

to answer u Q...

keep short lo. then u can come to me and boost tat chicks digged ya bcoz u are more handsome..

cheers.

j-kiml said...

go botak

timlim12 said...

wanted to suggest the same thing..

小彭 said...

ur 1st pic macam david leeeee yeeee binggg.....

by the way i still prefer DIVE hairstyle of urs...